7. Because, as if we could be even less like Indiana Jones, we do not have immensely dangerous ancient supernatural artifacts stored in our collections. (That we know of)
Some might argue that we would rock even more if we had the Ark of the Covenant, for example, but it doesn’t really relate to our mission and who wants the higher insurance rates to say nothing of the grief we’d get from OSHA.
Here is a link to #6:
http://ohio-archaeology.blogspot.com/2012/02/top-ten-reasons-why-archaeology-rocks_12.html
